don't wanna give up my toys

Global warming denial has just been decisively connected

with childish selfishness in a new study.

One big finding of the study of Ego University is that

rich boys want their toys, and so do poorer ones
whose toys are of lesser quality.

They interviewed a new lobbying group called 

Big Boys' Toys, who were only too happy to 

respond:

BBT: You know, all this taxing of pollution will just 
stop us from the unlimited use of our toys, 
not because we can't afford, but because 
our shphincters will slam shut and we're going
throw hissy fits.

Here we see Mitt Romney's newest toy which he needs in Tampa Florida

for his future campaign for president of the Cayman Islands.