looked so smart, dropping out of Uni and getting handed
a freebee by IBM, the software rights.
What has followed is 30 years of a virtual monopoly.
And as with every monopoly, they make sh*t products.
Microsoft 8 is a new low. There was a time when
Microsoft would tweak things a bit and muddle on.
No. they could not do that this time.
Tablets were on the way. So M8 had to be for them
and concurrently for PCs.
I've got this product/virus on this computer. The
touchpad thinks it's a tablet, so I get whisked to
screens I do not want to see. This can start up the video
player without my wanting it. It's impossible to shut
off the video player. It just hangs around. The pdf
reader makes it impossible to copy text.
They still have not cured the tendency for the computer
to choose where to place the icons on the desktop.
There's no start button. I can just imagine the
standing ovation that the author of that f%&*k-up got
at the annual general meeting.
checkit: Rick Ackerman
Microsoft’s Slow Death
I spent three hours online Friday with the Geek Squad’s best and brightest, attempting without success to fix two seemingly minor problems in Microsoft Outlook. The first is that Outlook has been forgetting the password every time it checks my e-mail server. This problem has been intermittent over the more than ten years I’ve used Outlook, a nettlesome glitch that has survived all versions, updates and security patches. Although there are thousands of web pages that purport to deal with the issue, and presumably tens of millions of PC users who have sought to resolve it, I’ve yet to find a fix. Although Outlook on a bad day duns users with endless “Remember this password?” prompts, it would be easier to teach an Irish Setter to remember the date of your wedding anniversary. Particularly maddening is that the prompts continue to pop up every three seconds, even when one keeps instructing Outlook to “Remember this password”. My other Outlook problem is that a feature designed to test the e-mail account settings has stopped working. Activate a test and it simply locks up Outlook so that the program becomes unusable. The only way to get past this bug – until the next time — is to reboot the computer.At the end of Friday’s tech-support marathon, Chris, a Geek Squad expert with a five-star rating, offered the same, useless suggestion that tech support personnel have been offering PC users for decades: reinstall Windows. They do this, of course, knowing full well that it takes someone who knows his way around computers the better part of a weekend to do a complete reinstall, and the user another two or three weeks to re-install all of the third-party applications that get wiped out in the process.
A Thousand Layers of Buggy Code
I mention all of
this because it buttresses a prediction I’ve repeated here many times before –
that Microsoft as a company is destined for failure. The Redmond behemoth
seems well along this path not merely because of management’s breathtaking ineptitude, lack of vision and obliviousness to the needs of customers, but
also because Windows has accumulated layer upon layer of buggy code atop an architecture
that was never meant to handle a thousand patches, updates and iterations.
How bad has Windows become? So bad, in fact, that the latest version, Windows 8, has almost single-handedly killed
off the PC business. With tablets on their way to becoming ubiquitous, PC
and laptop sales were already falling sharply. The last thing in the world that
Dell, Hewlett-Packard, ASUS, Lenovo et al. needed was a new version of Windows
that almost no one wanted or needed.There are so many gratutious changes in Windows 8’s interface, most of them geared toward touch-screen users, that system administrators and PC users have effectively boycotted the product rather than subject themselves to yet another time-wasting slog up the learning curve. Microsoft, reacting with understandably little fanfare, has promised to ameliorate the global flop of this latest release with a new version of the O/S called Windows Blue. In the meantime, Windows 8 can only continue to garner negative press and the hostility of users everywhere. It were as though General Motors had introduced a jazzy new Chevy that lacked a “traditional” steering wheel, had a radio that played only hip-hop music, and brake and accelerator pedals whose positions were reversed.
‘A Lot of Ruin in an Empire’
To
be sure, it is taking GM a very long time to go out of business, and the
company has been in far worse shape than Microsoft for nearly two generations. There is a lot of ruin in an empire, as
the saying goes. In the case of Microsoft, with more spare cash than it
knows how to deploy and an all but impregnable monopoly on PC operating systems, there is little hope that the
company’s demise will come nearly as swiftly as deserved. But it seems
inevitable nonetheless, since no company that
does as many things – does everything – as badly as Microsoft can survive
indefinitely.
